He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL
DAT SHOULDER LIFT.
why isn’t this an Olympic sport yet?
Who could ask for a better 360° reference
Jean, that’s a face only a Marco could love.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
S U G A W A R A || K O U S H I
O MY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS. THINK OF ALL THE HOCKEY THAT COULD BE HAD.
I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there
Are you saying it isn’t